Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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