Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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