I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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