just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
this will be a night to untag.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Success! We fucked roommates!
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
