D3 body, D1 cock
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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