Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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