"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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