You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
