Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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