Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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