with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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