This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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