She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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