How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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