I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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