Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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