I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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