How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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