Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Oh god it's open bar.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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