What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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