Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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