what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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