Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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