Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She's the barista slut.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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