yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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