That's intense
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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