If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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