You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
