Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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