i just wanna soil my oats bro
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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