Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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