i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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