how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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