South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
