My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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