i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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