Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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