they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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