My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
