Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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