Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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