I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize