I swear she didn't look like that last week.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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