their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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