Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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