your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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