Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Randomize
