yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Randomize
