just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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