but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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