It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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