Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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